- Two pieces of Pepperidge Farms 9 Grain bread.
- One dollup of Kroger all-natural peanut butter (the kind where the oil separates and you have to stir it).
- One heaping tablespoon of homemade strawberry jam
Immediately after removing from the toaster, spread the peanut butter on one piece of the bread. Speed is important so that the peanut butter will partially melt.
Spread the jam over the other bread.
Put the two halves together.
Cut into two halves with the sharpest knife you own.