Joey's Crab Rangoon Casserole

 

 

 

 Have you ever heard of Crab Rangoon?

 It's an American-Chinese appetizer made of deep-fried wontons filled with a creamy mixture of cream cheese, imitation crab meat, garlic, and scallions, and it's one of my all time faves when I'm ordering take-out. It's right up there with my favorite egg rolls and pan fried dumplings.

And then of course, as with so many other dishes, someone took all of these flavors and ran with them to turn it into a fabulous casserole! I thought, how can this not be good???? CLEARLY I needed to try it.  

 Now, I thought, ok, this is pretty straight forward, but OH how wrong I was! Just like every other home cooked casserole, there are about a million and one versions of it. So I did what I always do. I read through a bunch, took what I liked from each of them, and made my own. (I know I say that all the time, but it's truly how I do!) I'm SO pleased with how it turned out!!!! So, although I can't lay claim to the idea of turning a crab rangoon into a casserole, I'll happily take credit for making it this way. It was so good, everyone went back for seconds! Sometimes a really good casserole just hits the spot, doesn't it?!?

 Even if you've never had crab rangoon, definitely give this one a try. It's warm and comforting, feeds a crowd, and.. side note.. it just happens to meatless, if that's how you roll. 

 Hope you like it!

16 oz wide egg noodles

3 or 4 scallions

1/2 cup finely chopped celery

1 tsp minced garlic

2 tbs butter 

2 pkgs cream cheese 

2 cups half and half

Splash of soy sauce

1/2 tsp onion powder 

1 tsp Old Bay seasoning

Pinch of salt

1 lb imitation crab 

2 cups mozzarella cheese

Sweet Chili Sauce

Wonton Chips 

Heat oven to 375F. 

In a large pot of salted boiling water, cook noodles until al dente. Drain and set aside.

Meanwhile, slice the scallions and separate the green ends from the white. Add the white ends to a sauce pan along with the butter and celery. Sauté over medium heat for a few minutes, then add the garlic. Sauté for a few minutes more then add cream cheese, half and half, soy sauce, and spices.  Heat and stir until smooth.

 In a casserole dish, add cooked noodles, flaked crab meat, and 1 cup shredded mozzarella. 

Pour cream cheese mixture over all and toss until well combined.

Top with remaining cheese. 

Bake for 30 minutes, or until lightly browned and bubbly. 

To serve, top with sweet chili sauce, crispy wonton chips, and reserved green onions. 

Tips:

When boiling the noodles, you want to drain them when they're just under done. They'll finish cooking in the oven. Otherwise they might become too mushy. And no one wants mushy pasta. 

If you like a lot of something, add a lot! Want more crab! Do it! Want it to be cheesier?? Go for it! Want to add shrimp? Why not? As my friend Carol would say, "It's your story, you tell it any way you want!" 

Be sure to include the toppings! Thats what takes the whole dish from good to amazing! 

And I know this may seem obvious, but I'll say it anyway... instead of using half and half, you can use 1 cup milk plus 1 cup heavy cream.

(Half and half = half milk and half cream, get it?)

Slow Cooker Butter Beef

  Have you ever heard of Butter Beef? I must confess I hadn't heard of it, but of course as soon as I saw it, it started popping up on every feed. So I thought, "ok ok, I'll make it!"

 If you've never heard of it, it's literally just three ingredients: beef cubes, onion soup mix, and butter. That's it. Throw it all in a slow cooker, and there's dinner. Super simple, right? You can serve it over rice or wide egg noodles and it's absolutely delicious. SO easy!!! 

 Then I saw that it was wide open for one's own variations. Some people added mushrooms and bell peppers or other veggies. I decided to go with garlic, potatoes, and carrots for a beef stew vibe. It's delicious no matter which direction you choose. And it literally comes together in minutes.  

  Btw, full disclosure, I saw it on several different websites, so I have no idea whose recipe it is. One site called it "buttery beef," but it was basically the same thing. 

 Anyway, whether you serve it over noodles, or add potatoes and veggies, you definitely need to give this one a try! 

 

 

3 lbs beef cubes or stew meat

1 envelope dry onion soup mix

1 stick butter 

 

Place all ingredients in a slow cooker. 

Cook on low for 7 or 8 hours. 

Serve over wide egg noodles or rice.  

 

 

Tips: 

The recipe calls for 3 lbs of beef, but since there's only one of me, I didn't want to cook that much meat. So I added 1 lb of baby carrots, 2 lbs baby potatoes, and some minced garlic. 

If you don't want to add any veggies and you don't want to cook 3 lbs of beef, just cut everything in half, and save the other half of the onion soup mix packet for next time. 

 

 

 

Tollhouse Cookie Bars

   Here’s a good one to keep in your recipe arsenal. It’s just a simple cookie bar, but it hits all the right notes, and everyone goes crazy for them every time I make them. They’re a great picky-uppy kind of sweet treat and the recipe comes from a blog called Midwestern Homelife. Of course, I tweaked it ever so slightly because I can never leave well enough alone. 

 They just hit the spot whenever you feel like having a little something sweet, and you literally don’t even need an occasion to make them! On the other hand, they’re the perfect thing to make for your special somebody… or as a boost for your nephew who has a crazy 48 hour work shift coming up….   or as a huge thank you to your ANGEL of a next door neighbor who, without asking, cleared your walkways with his snowblower… TWICE. Come to think of it, I think I need to make another batch, just for myself, because why not??? I think you need to make some too!!

 
 

2 1/4 cups flour
1 tsp baking soda
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 cup butter, (2 sticks)
3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup brown sugar
1 tsp pure vanilla extract
2 large eggs
3 cups mix-ins (any kind of chips, chopped chocolate or nuts)



Preheat the oven to 350ºF. 
Spray a 9 x 13 pan with nonstick cooking spray, then line it with parchment paper with an overhang for easy removal. 
In a small bowl, stir together the flour, baking soda, and salt.
In a large mixing bowl, use a hand or stand mixer to beat the butter, brown and white sugars, and vanilla extract until creamy. Add the eggs one at a time, mixing well between each one. Gradually add the flour and mix until combined. The dough will be very thick. Add the mix-ins. Set aside some chocolate chips or chocolate chunks for the top. Mix in the chocolate chips and nuts on low speed until combined. 
Press or spread the dough evenly into the prepared pan. Sprinkle reserved chocolate chips over top of the dough. 
Bake for 20-25 minutes or until the top is golden brown and the edges are set.  
Cool the bars in the pan on a wire rack. 




Tips:

It may seem like overkill to spray the pan and then line it with parchment, but I still like to do both. Just that little quick spray helps the parchment paper stay in place for when you're pressing the cookie dough into the pan. Otherwise, the paper slides all over the place. 

The original recipe only called for 1 tsp salt, but I added the extra half tsp because I think it needed it. I also only ever use salted butter, but you do you. 

The mix-ins I used were chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, and white chocolate chips, with mini chocolate chips over the top.  I think I might do peanut butter chips next time. Chopped pecans, walnuts, and/or macadamia nuts would also be awesome. Use anything you like!

Baked Crab Dip

  Here's a super simple party dip that is perfect for all of your party hosting. It's easy enough to quickly throw together, and it's perfect for your next game day or movie night when you want something other than the same old wings. I like to serve it with butter crackers, but it's also fabulous when served with a hearty chip or even spread on slices of toasted baguette. It's also easy to make it in advance, and then pop it in the oven when it's time for guests. 

 Keep this one in your in your back pocket anytime you need a quick dip.

It's always a big hit! Love. 

1 8 oz pkg cream cheese, room temperature
1/4 cup sour cream
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup ketchup
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp minced garlic
1 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp Old Bay® seasoning
1 tsp paprika (not smoked)
1 cup shredded white Cheddar cheese, plus more 
Salt and pepper to taste
1/4 cup sliced green onions, plus more for garnish
1 lb lump crab or imitation crab meat

 

 

Simply stir together all ingredients except the crab. Be sure everything is well combined. 

Now, VERY GENTLY fold in your lumps of crab meat so as not to break them up. You want them to stay intact as much as possible. If you're using imitation crab meat, just chop it up slightly or shred it before mixing in. Taste it and adjust seasoning if needed. Pour into a casserole dish, then top with a little more shredded cheese. Place in a 350ºF oven for 30 minutes or until bubbly. Garnish with a few more chopped green onions. Serve with crackers, tortilla chips, toasted baguettes, or bagel chips. 

 

 

Tips:

First, and foremost... SHRED YOUR OWN CHEESE. Like, from a block. Do not get the bag of pre shredded!!! It has a coating on it to keep it from clumping, and it just doesn't melt the same. Just buy a block of cheese and spend an extra two minutes shredding it by hand, or use one of those handy dandy rotary graters. It makes a world of difference! Have I ever lied to you before?

The other big tip is to make sure to include the lemon juice. Usually, I'm a little hesitant to add too much lemon in my cooking because thats all I can taste. In this case, however, it noticeably brightens up the flavor, so much so that I think it's one of the key flavor notes. Don't skip it!

Also be sure your cream cheese is at room temperature before you start. It just makes the mixing that much easier. 

And finally, feel free to use lump crab meant, but if that's too big of a splurge, imitation crab is great too. I usually don't mention specific brand names, but this time, I think it's warranted. I've tried several kinds of imitation crab meat and I think Gadre Surimi Style Snow Legs are the best. I just think they have the best crab flavor! Just sayin'!

Joey's Slow Cooker Classic Meat Sauce

 

Now that the holidays are over, my first thought is to make a pot of something that slowly cooks all day. It's comforting, it warms you up from the inside, and the delicious aromas of an all day simmer remind me of my childhood. 

 I was feeling like something pasta, so I decided to do a classic meat sauce. Now, I know people often use the terms "meat sauce" and "Bolognese Sauce" interchangeably, but they're actually not the same thing. Bolognese starts with minced carrots and celery and onions and also has the addition of some sort of dairy. This is just your basic meat ragu with lots of tomatoes and dried herbs. So, similar, but not the same. 

 I didn't really follow a recipe, but realized I always make it the same way, so I decided to write it down this time. And like my Mom always said "Just put it in a pot and let it cook." Originally, I was gonna do it on the stove top, but then opted for the slow cooker. And then I served it up with some hearty rigatoni. It smelled fabulous as it was cooking all day, and it was just the thing after cleaning and un-decorating all day. 

 And OMG it was so delicious!! And it's so easy, even the cooking novice can do it. It's a good all-around classic sauce to have in your cooking repertoire. Whether you cook it in the slow cooker or on the stove top, give this one a try!

 

 

 

1 lb ground beef
1 lb ground Italian sausage (mild, hot, or half of each)
2 28oz cans crushed tomatoes
1 15oz can tomato puree
1 6oz can tomato paste
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 small onion, minced
Salt and pepper to taste
1 tsp dried basil
1 tsp dried oregano
1/2 tsp dried thyme
1 or 2 small bay leaves
Pinch of crushed red pepper flakes.
Handful of grated Parmesan cheese


Brown the meat in a saucepan, breaking it up as it cooks. Meanwhile add all other ingredients to your slow cooker.
When the meat has mostly browned, drain any excess fat, then add it to the pot.
Cook on low for 8-9 hours or on high for 4-5 hours. Remove lid for the last hour of cooking time to let the sauce reduce a little. Serve over rigatoni, tagliatelle, or tortellini. Top with more grated cheese, if desired. 

 

 

Tips:

If you decide to do it on the stove, just keep the heat very low, and give it a stir every so often to make sure it's not burning on the bottom. 

For an even richer depth of flavor, add about a cup of red wine. Full disclosure, I thought of adding it after the sauce was already finished, but I'll definitely remember it for next time. 

I like to do a mixture of ground beef and sausage, but you can absolutely do all of one or the other. I like to include the sausage because it really seasons the sauce. If you choose to omit the sausage and do just beef or any other kind of ground meat, be sure to adjust your seasonings as needed. 

This is a perfect sauce to use when layering lasagna, just sayin'!

It can also be canned... Specifically, it must be pressure canned, since it contains meat. Processing times are 75 minutes for pints, and 90 minutes for quarts. Happy canning!